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Old Man's Money | Clean Slate

Old Man's Money | Clean Slate

Regular price $38.00 USD
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Start fresh with the complete wash and condition routine. The Clean Slate bundle pairs our premium beard wash and conditioner in our #1 bestselling scent—aged scotch whiskey with hints of bergamot, vanilla, and cedarwood. Deep cleanse, nourish, and soften your beard in two simple steps.

SCENT PROFILE:
Top Notes: Bright bergamot citrus
Heart Notes: Warm vanilla and aged whiskey
Base Notes: Deep cedarwood and subtle musk

The result? A distinguished, masculine fragrance that transforms your shower routine into a luxurious grooming ritual.

WHAT'S IN THE BUNDLE:
**Old Man's Money Beard Wash (8 oz)**
Sulfate-free, paraben-free formula that deep cleanses your beard and skin beneath without stripping natural oils. Removes dirt, oil, and buildup while nourishing with hemp seed oil rich in Omega 3, 6, and 9.

**Old Man's Money Beard Conditioner (8 oz)**
Rich conditioning treatment that detangles, softens, and tames even the coarsest beard hair. Enriched with argan oil and Pro-Vitamin B5 for deep moisture and healthy shine.

WHY THE WASH + CONDITIONER COMBO WORKS:
Think of it as a two-step cleansing system for your beard:

**Step 1 - Wash:** Deep cleanses beard and skin, removes buildup, eliminates itch and flaking. Prepares your beard for conditioning.

**Step 2 - Conditioner:** Detangles, softens, adds moisture and shine. Leaves beard manageable and ready for styling.

Together, they deliver:
✓ Deep cleansing without stripping natural oils
✓ Elimination of beard itch and "beardruff"
✓ Softer, more manageable beard hair
✓ Easy detangling (no more knots)
✓ Healthy shine without greasiness
✓ Clean, fresh scent that lasts

PREMIUM INGREDIENTS:
**Beard Wash:**
• Hemp Seed Oil: Rich in Omega 3, 6, and 9—strengthens hair, reduces inflammation
• Olive Oil: Deep moisture, antioxidant protection
• dl-Panthenol (Pro-Vitamin B5): Adds thickness, improves moisture retention
• Gentle, coconut-derived cleansers: Rich lather without harsh sulfates

**Beard Conditioner:**
• Argan Oil: Vitamin E-rich, repairs damage, adds shine, tames frizz
• Hemp Seed Oil: Deeply moisturizes, strengthens hair
• Pro-Vitamin B5: Penetrates hair shaft, creates protective barrier
• Plant-derived conditioning agents: Detangle and soften without buildup

Both products are sulfate-free, paraben-free, and formulated specifically for beard care—not regular hair care.

THE DIFFERENCE YOU'LL FEEL:
After just one use, you'll notice:
• Dramatically softer, cleaner beard
• Elimination of beard itch and dry skin
• Easy detangling and combing
• Tamed frizz and flyaways
• Healthy shine without looking greasy
• Fresh, distinguished scent

HOW TO USE:
**In the Shower:**
1. Wet beard thoroughly with warm water
2. Apply quarter-sized amount of wash, massage into beard and skin, work into lather
3. Rinse thoroughly
4. Apply quarter-sized amount of conditioner, work through beard from roots to tips
5. Let sit 2-3 minutes for deep conditioning
6. Rinse thoroughly
7. Use 2-3 times per week or as needed

**Pro Tip:** Follow with Old Man's Money Beard Oil or Butter while beard is still slightly damp to lock in moisture and add styling control.

PERFECT FOR:
• All beard lengths (stubble to long beards)
• Dry, itchy beards
• Coarse, wiry beard hair
• Beards prone to tangles and knots
• Anyone who wants a complete cleansing routine
• Replacing harsh regular shampoo

THE COMPLETE ROUTINE:
**Step 1:** Cleanse with Old Man's Money Beard Wash
**Step 2:** Condition with Old Man's Money Beard Conditioner
**Step 3:** Style with Old Man's Money Beard Oil, Balm, or Butter

Or grab the **Double Down Duo** (Oil + Butter) to complete your full beard care system!

WHY BUNDLE & SAVE:
Buying the Clean Slate bundle saves you 5% vs. purchasing wash and conditioner separately, plus you get the complete two-step system in matching scents.

**Individual prices:** Wash ($20) + Conditioner ($20) = $40
**Bundle price:** $38
**You save:** $2 (5% off)

HANDCRAFTED IN HUNTSVILLE, ALABAMA
Every bottle is small-batch crafted with premium hemp seed oil, argan oil, and nourishing botanicals. Sulfate-free, paraben-free, and formulated specifically for beard care.

Includes: 8 oz Beard Wash + 8 oz Beard Conditioner | FREE SHIPPING over $65

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